Pictures of People
BY
C. D. Gibson
R. H. RUSSELL & SON, NEW YORK
JOHN LANE, LONDON
MDCCCXCVI
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Thanks are due to Messrs. Mitchell & Miller, Harper & Brothers, Charles Scribner’s Sons, The Century Company, Stone & Kimball, and The London Graphic, for their kind permission to reproduce a number of the drawings included in this collection.
Copyright by MITCHELL & MILLER. Copyright by CHARLES SCRIBNER’S SONS.
Copyright by HARPER & BROTHERS. Copyright by THE CENTURY COMPANY.
Copyright by STONE & KIMBALL.
COPYRIGHT, 1896, BY ROBERT HOWARD RUSSELL.
THEIR PRESENCE OF MIND.
They had been in their room but a moment when they were startled by a knock.
“Did I understand you to say, John, that the tenor married the contralto?“
“Yes. The choir was to be disbanded, and that was the only means of continuing their quarrel.“
The Doctor: Did you give my note to Mrs. Barton?
“Great Scott! I thought it was a prescription and made it up for her.“
Sympathetic plain friend to inconsolable young widow: The last time I met your dear husband he stopped and spoke to me with such a sunny greeting that I was the happier for it all day long.
Young widow (still oblivious to everything except her loss): Yes, that was just like dear David. There was no woman so humble or homely, or unattractive, or dull, but that he could find something pleasant to say to her, and would take pains to say it.—
EXTRACT FROM THE WILL.
“And I further direct that in the event of the remarriage of my said wife Sophia, all her share and interest in the aforesaid capital sum of 500,000 shall immediately cease and determine.“
AT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON.
“Hello, old man! Been up all night?“
“No; I’m going to take a Harlem girl to a theatre party in Brooklyn.“
THE POWER OF LOVE.
There was a silence deep as death;
And the boldest held his breath,
For a time. Campbell.
LOVE AND DUTY.
He: Your father advises me to invest my fortune in Wall Street. It would be politic, I suppose.
“No, don’t you do it! After he’d won all your money he’d never let us marry.“
SCHOOL GIRLS.
{76}THAT SON-IN-LAW.
“Papa, George says he is very much worried about his income.“
“I shouldn’t think he would worry about a little thing like that.“
“If we go to Europe, Cynthia, I don’t want you to marry any of them counts or dukes. You just wait until we run across some king in reduced circumstances.“
A CHILD OF FORTUNE.
He: I came within an ace of running over a lady this morning when I was on my wheel.
“That was lucky.“
“Wasn’t it? It was only the other day that I had it freshly enameled.“
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THUS?
The entertainment is given in honor of the distinguished scientist who sits by the table. But the real favorite is the famous hurdle jumper, who happens to be sober this evening.